As I cannot do the whole scroll down for the surprise punchline, you will just have to read as is! It was a ‘singles’ ad placed in the Cornish Guardian (UK) newspaper, a fun marketing ploy to try & raise greater awareness for RSPCA Truro
SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Annie, I’ll be waiting…..
…Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Truro (UK) RSPCA 🙂